#lena shitpost

[radioactive-yuri]

lena 100% went back to her office after talking to sam thinking "wow what a nice friendly conversation i just had with my best friend, samama khalid, the only one of my employees who doesn't actively make fun of me," and sam went back to his cubicle thinking

[once-more-with-gravitas]

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[dragunonov]

Listen to The Magnus Protocol, we have:

Samama Khalid, not yet killed by his curiousity because he is the main character

Alice Dyer, who is okay, trust her

Celia Ripley, a single mother with no secrets whatsoever

Colin Becher

Gwendolyn Bouchard, expertly handling her new externals liaison duties

And Lena Kelley, who has to somehow manage this shitshow

[starstrewnspore]

[hikaaa-bi]

oh btw sam is the "physically cannot hold eye contact for more than 0.5 seconds" autistic and lena is the "stares right into the depths of your soul because she was taught that not making eye contact is disrespectful" autistic, this is canon and no one can change my mind

[just-a-lidle-creacher]

this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????

[treshchotka]

Sometimes this fandom scares me

Commission info

[meerkatp]

I saw a meme on twitter and I had to.

[protocolmemaybe]

I can’t stop thinking about how Lena’s main priority was Trevor Herbert MP visiting, and how quickly everything went to shit right after

[starrodent]

found some stock photos and went feral

[kinardsboy]

This is so stupid why did i make this😭

[radioactive-yuri]

if we can have a fluff episode of sam, alice, and colin discussing their love lives, we CAN have a fluff episode of lena at a gay bar complaining about her old job until she gets a message from gwen about everything going on at the oiar, and for just a second, the music turns ominous and everybody's silent for a while, until some girl next to her sees the text and slides her phone out of her hand, going "wait, is that the girl that got you fired? no way! ugh, leave her on read." and lena audibly shrugs, everybody at the bar cheers, and she starts making out with the girl.

alex if you're reading this please hire me i have ideas,

[wildeasteroid]

I'm starting to fear my love of Supercorp may be permanent.

I started watching Supergirl in 2015, right after the first episode aired, I was 11 at the time, and I became obsessed with the show, it was so amazing to finally see a strong female hero. Then season 2 came around and Lena Luthor was introduced. I saw the way Kara and Lena acted towards each other and was convinced they were going to be a couple. The show became a safe haven for me as a kid, and stayed with me all the way until a few days before my 18th birthday. It was my safe place all throughout my turbulent teens, even though it was quite obvious Supercorp was never going to become canon; I still loved the show and the characters.

Nothing can ever make me feel the same way seeing Kara and Lena together in a scene, no matter what other show or fandom I try, nothing can every compare to Supercorp and their immense impact on me as a lesbian teenager. I'm 21 now, and it's been almost 10 years since I first saw the first episode of Supergirl; it's almost been a part of me for half my life, and it feels insane that it's been that long.

I don't know how or why, but nothing will ever be able to compare to Supercorp, and I don't know whether I hate it or love it. I hate the way we were queerbaited for literal years; the writers were very well aware of how good the queerbaiting was for the ratings. I hate that I will never again (most probably) get to see more Supergirl CW canon about Kara and Lena, and it really haunts me. On the other hand, I love it, in a weird way, how nothing can compare to Supercorp; they made me, they've always been my safe place and I don't ever want another ship to ever take their spot in my soft, poor, little gay heart. No matter what fandom I take part in, I will always come back to Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor.

[laughable-umbrella]

lena in the magnus protocol trailer: “you don’t want this job. unless you’re stalking your coworkers, lying on your cv, threatening to kill the boss, or literally just a monster pretending to be you, you unfortunately won’t be a good fit here 🤚”

[evilmskitty]

If you know, you know

[jasminocano]

lars ulrich and the gay epileptic dog special